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Saturday, July 25, 2015

THE COLLECTED #5


CLEAN CUE CITY: PART FIVE

Edited/Created/Edited{in this case that very funny but not at all}
by
Brian C. Williams

The episode marathon at the theatre was great. I overheard someone talking about a sale at Counter Space.
Counter Space is a clothing store that specializes in historically accurate Earth clothing. It’s my favorite store and where I get all of my Civil War Union army jackets.
This reminds me of how much I hate our C.C.P.D. uniforms.
And I’m a uniform nut.
But how can you like a uniform that resembles B-Movie Sci-Fi riot gear.
The owner of Counter Space, Choiri, visited Earth a few years ago then working as a Culture Ambassador but when she returned she decided to go for early retirement in her government job so she could open up Counter Space which is not only a clothing store with Earth fashions but also a Earth culture store with Earth literature, buttons, movies, snacks, and art.
Counter Space is a high end import store but I get a discount because I help Choiri pick out her stock before she makes an order.
“Mr. Garth Dale, how are you today?”
Having spent time on Earth she knows my name is unusual and love the joke.
“Starting my vacation.”
“That great, any big plans for today?”
“Just a normal day. Had breakfast at the Pink Bomb and caught the episode marathon at the theatre. Now I’m here for  the sale.”
“I wanted to go to the theatre but work calls.”
“You need to hire some help.”
“And share my profits.”
“What was I thinking.”
Choiri loves Counter Space. The store is her life.
“My Earth WW2 boots are Super Reduced if you’re interested?”
“Nice, I’ll take a pair.”


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THE COLLECTED #4


CLEAN CUE CITY: PART FOUR

Written/Created by 
Brian C. Williams
Edited by 
no one but myself and my cats, 
and they spell better than I do.

Once Molly spots me coming in she puts in an order for my Simple Salad and so 
pretty quickly after I take my seat, "Simple Salad and cold water."
"Thanks Molly, you look really busy today?"
"We were but the morning rush is over. Every day is a up and down of rush hours 
and clean up hours."
"Cool, glade to hear business is good. I'll be seeing you later for lunch and 
dinner since I just started my vacation."
She smiles.
She's hot.
I'm not.
"The lunch special is grilled peppers and for dinner we are doing tomato soup."
"All good."
She smiles.
She's hot.
I'm not.
"I'll leave you to eat and head back to the kitchen to help with the breakfast 
clean up."
I dig into my Simple Salad but after a few bites I pull out my Media Mobile, 
think ipad but useful, and look for something to do after breakfast.
"Cool."
Looks like a theater near by is showing a marathon of Keeping Up Appearances 
episodes. I'll have to eat quick before tickets sale out.
What'd you think living on an alien planet offered for entertainment? You Wrong! 
It's Britcoms and Ceaser Salads... Someone help, does a Ceaser Salad have 
chicken?
The Simple Salad Rules!!!


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THE COLLECTED #3


CLEAN CUE CITY: PART THREE

Written by Brian C. Williams
Edited by Melinda L. Harold

     Clean Cue city is the capital city of Toriyama. 
     Toriyama is one of the primary planets in the Citadel Union Of Planets, 
(C.U.P.). It is also a hotbed of commerce and tourism.
     All of the historical places of Toriyamain culture are in other cities. 
Clean Cue City is where you go for hotel nightclubs, expensive stores, and those 
restaurants where they serve tiny, tiny portions on plates with weird shapes. 
Nothing from Wal-Mart in those places. The modern part of my brain asked the 
21st Century part of my brain, "Wal-Mart?" and I answered, "Chain of 
superstores? Modern?" Then I responded, "Just wondering, because now Wal-Mart is 
an Earth military contractor dealing in foot soldier weaponry."
     So visitors from other planets love Clean Cue City. A great deal of the 
rich aliens and Toriyamains choose it as their place of residence.
     The only inhabitants of the city considered low income are the miners and 
the cops. They make good money but are still thought of as low income compared 
to the city's other residents. 
     The humans send most of their income back to Earth because the exchange 
rate there is more favorable.    
     This was due to the fact that Earth was the home of the C.U.P.'s stock 
exchange.
     The other members of the C.U.P. are Mars, Edgewall, and Fade. Mars houses 
the C.U.P.s military forces-yeah, fits. Edgewall is home to the government, and 
Fade is the farming planet. The non-members of the C.U.P. who call themselves 
Allied Planets United, (sounds like a rugby team). They are many in number and 
includes Moon Nation(Earth's moon), Venus, Saturn, Mercury, and Jupiter.
     Just to name a few that you would be familiar with.
     Back to humans on Toriyama.
     When you are human and have a day off there are not many activities to 
choose from. The only reason humans are on Toriyama is to work. You put up with 
the racism for the high exchange money. You put up with being a stranger in an 
unusual land for the money. You live in Human Town for a big pay check.
     All over the C.U.P., economically speaking, things are pretty good.
     Oh, and the big pay check humans get on Toriyama is for the most part 
coming from working in the small Tarceny mine.
     Tarceny is a very powerful fuel mined in small portions in a mine just 
outside Clean Cue City in the Desert Lands.
     Tarceny is also very much a poison to Toriyamains but it is not harmful to 
humans. That is why humans are the ones who mine it. 
     Honestly, though, I don't even know any other humans in Clean Cue City. 
Toriyamains and humans are not that different in my eyes but with all the hate 
out there maybe I'm stupid.
     When I'm not at work, there are only a few other places besides my 
apartment that I spend time at. One of them is a small Earth restaurant chain 
called Pink Bomb.
     The name Pink Bomb actually has an interesting story behind it. During the 
Robot War, Earth was being overwhelmed by the battles there and it was a huge 
Toriyamain troop ship that brought the help needed to keep Earth in human hands. 
That ship was nicknamed the Pink Bomb by Earth news agencies because of its 
color.
     The original owner of the Pink Bomb chain of restaurants was a soldier who 
stood on a sea vessel while it was under attack. He and others were rescued by a 
Toriyamain rescue jumper.
     The Pink Bomb is one of the few Earth businesses to set itself up in Clean 
Cue city and its taking off like hotcakes...which they don't serve there....so 
don't ask....because I already did.....so I looked stupid for you.....Your 
welcome.
     They don't sell hotcakes.
     The company already has plans to expand across the planet to other 
Toriyamain cities.
     At the Pink Bomb you will find my small group of friends.
     The manager of the Pink Bomb is Arika, a former C.C.P.D. officer. He's also 
my landlord. This man went from making shit money as a cop to mad money owning 
shit. The guy is smarter than anyone I have ever meet with business decisions. I 
think my father would have liked him.
     And yes, even on alien planets policemen are underpaid. A little factoid 
that may be interesting to you is that on Toriyama, sanitation workers are some 
of the highest paid city workers. They get more than a State   Attorney, Citizen 
Driving Coordinators, and yes, even jet pack salesmen.
     Getting back to the Pink Bomb. This is a family run restaurant.
     The restaurant's head cook is Arika's brother Masashi. He doesn't talk at 
all. I don't know if he can.   Despite being a mute and being a little weird, he 
is pretty cool. The guy loves Earth literature, especially-   Strangers In 
Paradise. Yeah, a different sort of Toriyamain.
     The Pink Bomb's only waitress is Molly. Kooky how that name exists in both 
cultures.
     Molly is Arika's daughter and the reason he quit the force. As soon as 
Molly was old enough she wanted to follow her father and become a cop. Arika 
knew what life was like as a cop. He didn't want this for his daughter and so he 
made a tough decision and quit the force, bought a Pink Bomb franchise and hired 
her at the restaurant. Tradition dictated that she accept his job offer.
     If you are wondering about Molly's mother, most Toriyamain women die during 
childbirth, something like 74%.
     That's pretty fucked up.
     I have a week off for vacation time so the Pink Bomb will be seeing me a 
lot.
     When you walk into the Pink Bomb, no matter how busy she is, Molly greets 
you with a joyful welcome.
     "Your usual booth is open, Garth. Be with you in a few."
     "Thanks, Molly, no rush."
     The atmosphere inside the Pink Bomb is always fun and loud. The laughter of 
family and friends sharing moments over good food. The chatter between manager, 
cook, and waitress keeps the operation running along smoothly.
     I love it.
     The place is decorated in faux-Earth style and is a mess of 1950's 
Americana and Victorian England Englandana...?. 
     My regular booth has seats upholstered in Time Magazine cover images. The 
table is a morgue operating table. The unusual things that come from one culture 
and are interesting to another without much research about them. I love culture 
mixes.
     The menus are handwritten on thin parchment enclosed in glass. That's 
pretty fucking unique considering handwriting is a lost art among Ariyamains.
     The menu items are Earth vegetarian meals using Ariyamain grown plants and 
fungus. Though to appear accurate they use Earth food names.
     My normal breakfast here is a simple salad. The salad I get isn't even a 
menu item. During one of the first times I came here I asked for something that 
wouldn't drive my stomach nuts because I was still adjusting to Toriyamain food. 
Molly brought me a salad that tasted like a Cesar Salad but without the 
chicken...Cesar  Salad is supposed to have chicken in it, isn't it?
     God, what a way to end Part Three, a salad question. I'm late with the Part 
and I end with a salad question, I suck.


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THE COLLECTED #2


CLEAN CUE CITY: PART TWO

Written by Brian C. Williams
Edited by Melinda L. Harold

   The room wasn't filled with tension. OK, it was filled with tension but that 
was such a cliched way to open the scene. I didn't want to do it but here we are 
in a sort of rambling mess. I was trying to avoid the way things were going, 
unfortunately, I found myself just writing to fill up the space. I wanted to 
make more out of what little I was giving you this week. I just need to let 
things flow and promise a larger Part Three.
   Enough about that, narrator to the side.
   Two men sat in a small, metal, sound-proof room. Each to one side of a single 
table placed in the middle of the room. Two figures of authority. One of very 
high authority. Both are searching for answers but only one is asking questions.
   "Once again, please go over what happened?"
   "I know we have to do this, but can I have a minute to think?"
   "Well, I need to get as much as I can from you while the events are still 
fresh in your mind."
   "I know, sorry."
   "Just one more time and then you can go home, Officer."
   "How many didn't make it?"
   "Please, Officer, let's keep to the details of the event. You understand why 
we have to stay focused?"
   "Yes, sorry."
   "OK, once again."
   "It was humans..."


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THE COLLECTED #1


CLEAN CUE CITY: PART ONE

written by Brian C.Williams 
edited by Melinda Harold

My dad was a truck driver but before that he was a coal miner and before that he 
delivered pianos and before that he was in the Marines. He served in the Earth 
conflict called the Korean War but did not talk about it beyond saying, "Death 
is something that comes easy and that is the tragedy of war." He disliked anyone 
or anything that glamorized war. It's the reason why I can't stand Hemingway for 
sure. Every job my dad ever had was not by his choice but by life throwing him a 
curve ball. One thing he instilled in me was a sense of no matter what the 
circumstances that life gives you there is no reason to take that harshness of 
life and make yourself weak by it. No matter what job you had, you had to take 
it seriously and work hard even if you disliked the work. He also taught me 
about dealing with others. No matter if the person was a stranger or relative, 
you had to treat them as if you had known them all your life and they deserved 
the benefit of the doubt. Now my dad wasn't stupid, he also taught me to stand 
up for myself in every situation unless taking a little punishment would help 
out someone else and if fighting would hurt someone innocent. "Bravery can come 
in not swinging." He threw out words of wisdom that told me there was no such 
thing as a fair fight and if you weren't ready to hurt someone, whether it was a 
physical fight or not, you should walk away or in his exact words, "Be ready to 
kill'em or walk away."

My father was a banker, it being the profession of most of his family ever since 
Earth became the center of business in this sector of space. Though I was for 
the most part raised by people not even related to my family, I did learn a few 
things from my father. He taught me prejudices are very human but very bad for 
business. He let me know at an early age that you look into and help up the 
scale of the strengths in others and that was one of the key ways you will gain 
strength within yourself, "We are always only as strong as our weakest link so 
you don't throw that link away, that would be the easy way. Instead you make 
that link stronger because doing so will also make it loyal for the faith you 
showed in it." Despite using "it" a lot when referring to people, my father was 
actually a really good man, totally business obsessed, but he knew the strength 
of the human factor or person factor or people., or...?...what the fuck ever! 
Once aliens entered the human consciousness, the ability to communicate with 
other humans became a whole lot more difficult.

During my childhood, my dad drove shipments of goods all over the United States 
in a 18 wheel gas powered delivery machine while my mom worked as a nurse in a 
nursing home before becoming a full time mother. They had me late in their 
lives. She said that time working at the nursing home was her war experience. 
She saw mans’ inhumanity to man within those walls. From my mom I gained a sense 
of kindness but also that letting people treat you like shit all the time does 
nothing for your soul. She was a lonely person in so many ways. Someone who 
spent a life time letting others win. Though even after saying all of that, my 
mom was a joy to be around and really loved life when she got the chance to do 
new things when that opportunity came into her life.

My mother was a Child Supplier. A Child Supplier is a woman who helps the rich 
to continue their family line if they are going to be the last of their line. 
The Child Supplier signs a legal document that says this would be her only time 
she would have a child and would be sterilized afterwards. They get paid a 
life's wages for doing this but even in this age people see them as sleazy and 
place them in a social standing outside of the rest of society. Funny that in an 
age when prostitution is legal giving birth when you choose what been seen like 
that. This is also the only way a Child Supplier operates legally. Having a 
child outside of marriage or Child Supplier contract is strictly illegal. Once I 
was born I never saw my mother and she never saw me. I do think about her every 
so often but in this instance I block out thoughts about her and only think 
about my mom.

I was an only child in both of my families so take from that what you will learn 
about me as things go on.

My families were good people who would help anyone if they needed it so the word 
hate did not come up that often. I'm a little different from my families.

Lets start with a little egotistic thinking. The thing I hate the most about 
being Garth Dale is having two personalities...wait, two first names. I hate 
when my likes and dislikes argue but the whole having two first names thing is 
really a pain in the ass. It all comes down to paperwork and how transplants are 
listed in government documents.

The worst thing about moving to another planet is tasting black pepper 
twenty-four seven. Its not really black pepper you taste in the air but humans 
can taste a harmless invisible parasite called the Potent.

The thing I hate most about being a cop in Clean Cue City are the Doll Shells. 
The Music Box gangs, the still at-large Albuquerque vigilante, all are nothing 
compared to my hatred of the Doll Shells. A Doll Shell is a whacked out rich 
punk who thought life was boring being pampered, protected, and well feed, an 
all too typical story throughout the history of many worlds, and so these rich 
brats illegally paid surgeons to replace their body parts with doll-like 
artificial bits and pieces.

After the Robot Wars, all artificial replacement technology for non-android 
races was deemed illegal and an offense to the technology based races.

The replacement parts that the Dolls replace their own body parts with turns 
them into individuals beyond a normal human or Toriyamain line. Their physical 
abilities are so enhanced they are no longer classified by Earth or Toriyama law 
as people but categorized as dangerous weapons. The deep space technology races 
shoot them on sight, tear them down to little pieces, and send them back to 
their world of origin. Then again no one goes near the technology races for good 
reason. We nearly lost that war and I'm so glad I didn't end up fighting in it. 
Any war that takes out an entire planet on day one is pretty harsh. We will miss 
you Pluto, they had just made you a planet again and then boom.

Doll Shell's are really creepy looking too, sort of like acid laced Raggedy Ann 
dolls after years of being lovingly mistreated. Their artificial skin looks 
loose and seems on appearance as if it was sewed on with thread but actually the 
skin is bullet proof and the thread is really an almost unbreakable wire. Most 
Doll Shell's commit crimes because that is the next step in their extreme games 
bullshit. They start with crazy daredevil stunts, then go on to doing acts of 
vandalism. After that, they move on to high risk thievery and finally murderous 
actions. The technology and flesh sides are not meant to work together and the 
combination drives the brain of the Dolls insane. This is seen by some as more 
proof that technological life forms and those made of flesh are not meant to 
co-exist.

The Doll Shell fad has passed but from time to time we still get a Doll Shell. 
Hell from time to time I still see someone smoking on Earth when I get back for 
a visit, so some bad things never die out. Most people do not have as strong of 
a reaction to Doll Shells as I do but then again most people in Clean Cue are 
not humans. I'm just the lucky one the recruiter asked if I wanted to join the 
C.C.P.D. to show not everyone on Toriyama are anti-humans. The Ariyama 
politicians wanted a human detective in their city capital, so here I am the 
poster boy to try and quell hatred from one planet towards another.

Back to my Doll Shell hatred which right now is for the most part racing through 
my body because my heart and lungs are about to explode inside me as I chase 
this particular Doll through the "mean" streets of the city. Nothing pisses you 
off like someone making you have to run. Actually, in this, its the same way gym 
teachers and drill sergeants are Satan to many.

This Doll which I'm not gaining ground on was spotted by a door opener, that's 
doorman in human, leaving the scene of a murder, the murder of a city manager. 
What he managed I have no idea, I just know that my unit was called to the scene 
because one of our assigned specialties is Doll Shells and technology based 
crimes.

I was watching our bikes down the street from the scene of the crime when I 
spotted the Doll running away. I remote signaled that I was backing out of the 
location in pursuit and took off after the female Doll Shell. I haven't been 
able to brain signal my location because I still haven't gotten the nack of 
brain signaling while running yet. What can I say, I probably couldn't walk and 
chew gum at the same time either if I tried. It could be the case that my 
altered brain makes the signal device misfire.

I'm running flat out, dodging traffic, and citizens, trying to catch up with 
this bastardized bionic Barbie doll with Charles Manson tendencies. My brain 
pattern transfer from someone born in 1974 makes my culture references very 
dated. Some of the stuff that comes out of my mouth makes even less sense as I 
live on a planet with only about two hundred humans in total. Our influence on 
this culture outside of Keeping Up Appearance being a big hit here is almost 
unseen.

I gave up on trying to catch the Doll, stopped, and signaled ahead to a Zone 
Unit to try and bring her in. Then I signaled my unit with my location. I took a 
seat by a restaurant to try and catch my breath. Even though I had undergone DNA 
enhancements to at least keep up with Toriyamains, I'm still not the best 
athlete. On Earth I would have been assigned to a desk job but here...well, here 
I watch patrol bikes as the real police work happens. Earth police knew this was 
a bullshit assignment so they sent a brain pattern transplant to do it. The 
Toriyamain police didn't believe in wasting man power so they assigned me to a 
unit because, despite me being human, and putting the brain stuff aside, I'm a 
good cop. I know I will have to earn the respect of the rest of my unit but I am 
willing to do that.

The other members of my unit, Unit Offerson, arrived at my location in time to 
have a laugh, inform me of the Doll Shell capture, and tell me I have to walk 
back for my bike, "That is just the way of the rookie."

Since I'm walking back to my bike and have the time I'll explain the whole 
"brain pattern transfer" thing to you and we will wrap up part one of this 
story.

There is this Earth disease called Brain Posting which means a brain can not 
retain any memories once the person reaches the age of sixteen so the patient is 
given a brain pattern transfer from old brain tissue files This tissue is 
actually retrieved from the graves of those who have no family alive to object 
to the upheaval of their bodies, and the desecration of the remains. The 
destruction of the remains is required so no two people get the same pattern 
transfer.

All of that means I contain two sets of memories. Most transplant recipients 
either turn out to be a genius or a slobbering vegetable. I'm a cop. I'm a 
police officer on an alien planet...well, that really doesn't apply here since 
I'm the alien here. I'm just a police officer on another world, yea, that works 
better. I like it here. My partners in my unit treat me OK, about as good as any 
newbie would be welcomed into an unit of veterans. I'm the rookie and that's fine 
with me. I've already settled into my life here and hope everything will go just 
fine, normal, and easy for the rest of my career.

It would be a boring story for you to read on a weekly basis if that was true 
wouldn't it?

I guess I just need to prepare for whatever may lay ahead for me.
To fact tomorrow my first vacation starts.


(c)System * Publishing
brian c.williams

The book that started it all.
(
It's FREE

The first  two Tin Universe Middle Grade books-$1.00,